Carnival of the Mundane XXXVII
"Yes, Watson?"
"Er, weren't you supposed to host a certain carnival this week? Something to do with, how shall I put it — mundanity?"
"Indeed, Watson. Against all odds (absentee carnival masters, for one; intense Texas heat, for another) I managed to publish, on time, that literary spectacular known as this week's Carnival of the Mundane."
"Most excellent, sir!"
"Elementary, my dear Watson."